Large Marge

I think there were 20 times this past week where I said to myself, “oh, I should blog about this…” and now I can’t remember what those things are!

Oohhh, I remember one! Ok, so two nights ago, we were all in bed sleeping when Toby bounces out of bed yelling (well, he may not have been yelling, but to a completely asleep me, it seemed like yelling) “Someone is coming up our driveway!” Now this may not seem like a big deal to you, but we are the last house at the end of the last road on the end of a larger road, and no one comes up our drive at night unless they are looking for trouble. So, I look out the window and see this mass of lights coming up the road to us and spot lights moving all around! At this point, I had really only been out of dream state for ~10 seconds and my first thought is “OH MY GOD! IT’S A UFO!” I felt like I was still dreaming, but all I could think of was protecting my family! I followed Toby downstairs and grabbed my phone and dialed 911. I held my finger on the ‘send’ button while Toby went outside to investigate the lights, which were by now directly in front of our house. My heart was pounding and I was trying to think of how we were going to survive (remember, all of this happened within ~40 seconds, so I’m still a little loopy from being asleep). Within a minute, Toby was back in the house giving me the low down. Turns out it was the power company (with their huge truck with lots of lights, a crane, and spot lights on top. (It sure looked like a UFO!) They said the power was out on our street and how could we not have noticed?? (It was only 11:30, even though we thought it was 4 in the morning.) Toby didn’t mention to him that we only have a couple of lights and only just got electricity this past month. Toby headed back out with a flash light to try to help them locate the tree that brought the power lines down while I headed back upstairs to try to calm down. Still, I waited at the window until Toby came back inside, cause all I could think about was that part in PeeWee’s Big Adventure when he gets out of the semi-trailer and the truck driver says “tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya’” and it turns out she has been dead for two years (you remember that?). Whew, what a night!

Oh, so it turns out we may have some new neighbors… in ol’ Junk Man’s place. The land has been for sale for a while, but we met two ladies who have it under contract and hope to close on it next week! They are very sweet, friendly and love canning! I’m excited!!

Today, T, K, and I headed up to the land above us that is under contract (that I think is going to be mass developed) and dug up some lilac and elder plants. I wish we could dig them all up and move them to our land so they won’t be plowed under! At least we will save some of them!

Faye is doing great, by the way. Pretty much back to normal.

Toby shaved off his bushy beard and cut his hair!! I love it!! (I’m not a facial hair kinda girl) I think I might wax my legs in response 🙂

Not so helpful dog

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3/8–Two nights ago, we came home to find Faye (our speckled sussex chicken) injured in front of the house. She had gotten out of the coop and Suki (our dog who has learned not to kill chickens, retrieved her for us and brought her to the house. Unfortunately, in the process, Faye was severely injured. Her back was moist from where Suki had held her. But, when I lifted the feathers, her skin came right off. There was a 6×4 inch strip between her wings that could lift off of her back. I pretty much thought she would die that night. But, I made a tea with everything I could think of (chamomile, yarrow, echinacea, goldenseal…) to help cleanse and heal the wound. We bathed her injury and kept her in the house the first night. I sent a frantic email to Rosemoon, who called me up and gave me some hope (THANKS!) Faye was eating and had a good amount of energy for such a nasty wound. She made it through the first night, so we put her out in the pen for the day, blocked off from the other chickens, so they wouldn’t peck at her. But when we came home, she had weaseled her way into the main area and was sleeping in one of the nesting boxes. She made it through another night. I’ve been adding garlic to their feed and all the chickens have been drinking an herbal tea for healing (since everyone eats the same thing). She slept most of today in her coop, but came out in the evening to peck a little. You can tell movement causes her a lot of pain, but she is trying so hard. The next few days will tell us a lot. If she doesn’t seem to be improving, we will have to put her down. Suki will no longer be allowed off lead when the chickens are out (we thought it would be ok as we had thought we’d solved the problem of them getting out of the coop…) I want to get a dog that protects livestock, not one that likes to carry them around!

3/9-Faye has been out of the coop a lot more today. Sweetie (the smartest chicken alive!), has been staying beside Faye, kicking up bugs for her, and being a bit of a chicken nurse!

3/10–Faye hopped out of the coop early this morning and has been holding her own, pecking for food most of the day! I really can’t believe the is alive. That was a really nasty wound!!
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Here’s Kaia standing where her bedroom will be.

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here is the North wall, which will have soil half way up. The white reflection is from the surface bond material that was put on the concrete blocks.

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This is most of the house footprint. The water proof membrane and insulation has been put on the external north wall, and most of the french drain is in. The plumbers will be out on Wed to start laying the lines, before we pour the foundation.

Herbs and Gas

No, this post does not have to do with herbs giving you gas 🙂 …

We had another mini snow on our land. It seems that weather always hits our mountain harder than anywhere else around here. When it is windy, the wind blows harder on us. When it rains, we get an inch more. When it snows, it will have melted everywhere else and we will still have 2 inches on our ground. So, this whole winter, Toby and I have talked about getting a 4-wheel drive to be able to manage the road up to the house. Now, it’s almost spring and we may have made it through the worst of it. Still those subarus are tempting. I really didn’t want to get a gas car, ’cause it feels like going backwards. We run both of our vehicles off of bio-diesel, and straight vegetable oil when we can. Then I thought, well, if we got a subaru, we could run it off of ethanol. Still, if we look at the even bigger picture, even if ethanol is ‘better for the environment’ pollution-wise, it is still made from big business, mono-crop, pesticide infused corn. And even if Biodiesel is less polluting, it is still made from big business GMO, mono-crop, pesticide infused Soy. So, what is the best way to travel distances (if walking and biking aren’t an option)? I may look into a solar car in the future. At least for around town.

I’ve got two classes to teach this week. One is at the herb school. We have a 6 week “intro to herbs” class going right now and I am teaching the section on Women’s health. I’m also teaching a class for the Asheville Garden Club! I’m really excited about this one. They want me to come and talk for 30-45 minutes about my favorite herbs to grow in the garden and make teas with!! I’ve really gotten to enjoy teaching, but this will be a fun and welcome break for teaching A&P, and advanced herbalism. I want to do this again in the summer when we can actually get out in the garden and see, smell, and taste the herbs.

The weather around here, other than the snow today, has been amazingly warm. In the 50’s and 60’s and sunny! So, I took a walk around the land to see what has started peeking out of the ground, and guess what… I found the nettles that I planted last year. I didn’t think it made it through the summer. Not only did it make it, but it repopulated a large area of my stream bank!! I’m so excited! I can’t wait until it gets big enough to make some nettle casserole! I also found my comfrey, valerian, and some mushrooms peeking out. Yay for spring! It’s almost here!!

Hey, have any of you gotten into that new NBC show ‘HEROES’? Toby downloaded the first few episodes and now we are hooked!!

“GOOD JOB, MOMMY!!”

That’s what Kaia screamed into the phone when I called her on the way home from the college. I had a total blast teaching at AB Tech. on Tuesday night! There were ~60 people there to learn about Ginger, Saw Palmetto, and Valerian! I never thought I would be teaching, much less to this number of people! I was nervous all day, but when I got there, I felt cool, calm, and collected (maybe it was all the valerian in my tea 🙂 ) There were men and women from 20 to 80 years old. They asked lots questioned, seemed genuinely interested, and they laughed at all my jokes! I made this kick-ass power point presentation too! And here’s the best part: I actually got paid well!! That’s almost unheard of for an herbalist 🙂 When the coordinator said, “do you think this is fair compensation?” I had to completely contain myself so I could get out “yes, that seems fair” before hanging up the phone and dancing around the room! WOW! Now, I know that money isn’t everything, but it sure is nice to be compensated for all the work I have done!

Our chickens are still laying up a storm! 4 to 5 eggs a day from 6 chickens. The funny thing is that we always get equal amounts of blue to brown eggs… we have 2 blue layers and 4 brown layers! Hmmm…

House stuff is going well. I can’t tell you how nice it is to have lights in the house!! I’ve even felt a little like cooking again (I lost all interest in cooking when we moved into the little house with the 4×2 kitchen). Toby should have all the block laid today. Then the foundation process starts (gravel, plumbing, laying radiant floor tubes, pouring the concrete, etc…) Very Exciting!

Grand Opening was grand!

Whew!! Finally done, and I’m beat! Friday, we had a Ribbon Cutting with the Asheville Chamber of Commerce and about a dozen people showed. Then Saturday, we had our official grand opening and lots of people came. I didn’t realize how exhausted I was until I finally sat down and felt my feet pounding. But, it all went fantastic. Everyone gave great reviews of the place and were amazed at what we have done so far. It feels really good in here!

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Prof. Maria

Thanks everyone, for your concern about Kaia. She is totally fine! She was over and done with her fever within 24 hours and asking to go back to school! Her immune system is amazing! I’m really liking Boneset, by the way, for how quickly it seems to help with cold/flu-y symptoms.

House-wise, we have the new footings poured… 30 feet from the old one. We have all the concrete blocks ready to go (north side wall), but the ground has been frozen, so we are on hold until it warms up a little.

Hey, I’ve been asked to start teaching at the local community college! Well, I’m covering a class for another herbalist, but that’s a start right? Asheville-Buncombe Technical College has community classes about herbs, and will soon have Continuing Education classes for nurses (herb related). Right now, I’m going to do a 2 hour Materia Medica class covering Valerian, Ginger, and Saw Palmetto (3 of the top 10 selling herbs). And I am helping to set up the CE classes. Pay is nice too! 🙂

So, tomorrow is my birthday! Toby’s mom took Kaia to play for the weekend. So, tonight, Toby and I are heading to the local hot springs for a soak. Tomorrow, I get a day at the spa, followed by a nice diner and maybe a movie!!! Wooohoooo!

house woes

I’ve spent a little time off the blog for fear of saying nasty words that should not be typed. But, now that I am feeling a little better, I shall vent.

Well, we finally got the soil engineer out there to take a look at the last footer that we needed to pour so that he could tell us to dig it a little wider so we could finish pouring. Well, he told up that we need to move the whole house!!!! Yep, that’s what he told us! The footer, it seems, is over old fill dirt that was never compacted correctly and we would have to build an enormous retaining wall if we wanted to keep the house in the same spot. It looks like it will be cheaper to just move the whole dang thing ~25 feet to the east. So, we keep going and will hopefully pour the footer (again) this week or next. Bye-bye bank account!
On another land front, I got a call from this guy who said he is under contract to buy 130 acres east and south of us and he plans on developing it. He wanted to know if we wanted to sell!! I have to say, I thought about it for a second, and then I remembered the promise that I made to this land to try to preserve it. So, I am trying to look on the bright side. Hopefully, he will build without tearing the mountains apart, we will get a good road to our house, and we will have some nice, new neighbors.

We all spent the night wide awake last night while kaia hallucinated through her high fever. She does that when she gets sick. She is totally fine one minute and then, BAM, she has a fever of 104! We put potato slices and some yarrow essential oil on her feet, which brought the fever down for a while. Then it went up again. I gave her some herbs and a tea, which brought it down for a while. Then it went up again. Finally, when she woke me up with her laughing at the “movie” (aka hallucination) she was watching on our window about a “tiny little flying black man who was stuck in glue and blueberry jelly”, I decided to pull out the motrin and knock it out for a few hours so she could get some sleep. She’s running around right now like nothing happened last night. Her immune system amazes me! Hopefully she is over the worst of it. I’m at the clinic right now getting some boneset and elder flower in case it happens again.

A Rainbow of Eggs!

We have blue eggs! It’s really hard to tell from the pictures, but there are lots of different shades of brown, and one very light green/blue. yeah!
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Oh! We are scheduled to dig the footers and start pouring the foundation next week! We’ve already gotten two loads of wood for the framing, a load of insulation, and cement and sand on the way!! Progress!!! I love it!

Artemisia’s Apothecary

Filling Jars for the apothecary. This is my good friend and business partner, Nikki, with the help for the herb fairy who was flying around our clinic.
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Toby built us our fantastic apothecary shelves!

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Here I am stocking the shelves… What a wonderful moment!!

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And, the final shelves! We actually need more room, and may have to build more shelves… I mean, we have to have room for the vanilla beans and the cocoa nibs, right?
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Oh, so at least two of the chickens are laying now… Rudy, and we think Faye, but Spike was in there squawking this morning and may be getting ready to pop one out!

Happy New Year to all of you!!!

Our chickens have entered maidenhood!

Look!! We have eggs! Well, 3 so far, over the last 7 days. There was a white feather in the nest, so I think it may be Faye (the speckled sussex) who is laying. Hopefully the others will follow shortly. Here is a picture of the egg. It is the little one on the right. The one on the left is a store bought one. So, they are much smaller right now. First egg

Here’s the egg being cooked. It’s the one in the middle. See how much darker the yolk is…

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Here are a couple of pictures from holiday festivities. Kaia in her new fashion hat, and dressed as a butterfly, singing to her new slinky.

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Well I talked with an expert chicken lady 🙂 and she said that because we live on the north side of a mountain and the chickens are only getting ~10 hours of light a day, that we may not get eggs for another month…  She said that their ‘sisters’ are probably laying already because they live in town, probably get slightly longer days, and may even get a little laying stimulation from street lights.   Hmmm… I hadn’t thought about the difference in daylight times here vs where they came from.

The bees are still alive… Toby went into the hive the other day when it got in the 70’s here and they were hoppin’  Maybe we will actually get honey next year…

I’m having a hard time being at the house right now and sometimes I feel like just selling everything and moving to a house in the city.  I’m feeling pretty clastrophobic.  We’ve been in there for 6 months and I know we have another year+, but I have to admit to myself that I am not a pioneering, camping kinda girl.  I hoped I would be when we moved in there.  But, you know, for most of my life I’ve never lived in anything smaller than 1800 square feet!  (And the houses I grew up in were 3000 and 6000 square feet!!)  So, no matter how much stuff we had we always had room.  Now, we have dwindled our comfort living stuff down to very little, but we still have piles of stuff everywhere.  I feel like pushing the walls down just to get some breathing air.  I think Toby was hoping that this new office space would help ease some of these feelings, but now, all I really want to do is stay at the office.  There is hot water and a shower… lights that I can flick on with a switch instead of having to go out and refill them with gas and then listen to their constant, loud humm while they are on.  Everything I try to do doesn’t take twenty extra steps to complete it.  Kaia keeps asking to just sleep at the office so that we don’t have to go home.  I completely realize that compared to most of the world, I still lead a pretty cush life.  But, it is also a very foreign lifestyle to me and I am trying to figure out how to get myself through the next year without turning into a complete nut case.

products needed

So, I am looking for some hand made products to stock the small retail space we will have at Viriditas.  We hope to have soaps, herbal crafts and body care, slings, handmade journals, pottery, candles, art work, something like “blabla dolls” and handmade fairy wings would be nice too.  If any of you are doing stuff like this, email me!!  I would love to carry things from people I know… blog-wise…

Howdy

I’ve always seen myself as a fairly laid back person, and I dream of the day when I can relax in my tub, or on my couch and just read a book or knit or something. But, I think I have to admit to myself that I am one of those people who never stops going! I love having projects to do! On that note, here’s a run down of our latest happenings.

Well, there’s Viriditas (www.viriditashealing.com). We have rented a house for our space and spent this past weekend painting the whole thing (white walls just won’t do:-)). We hope to open the doors in 2007 for herbal consultations, formulations, and education. We will also have some people renting space (probably a yoga instructor, energy healer, and massage therapists). Today, I put in an order for almost 100 pounds of herbs!! Yahoo!!

The house plans are going well. We marked the site this weekend and should be pouring the foundation in a few weeks. Toby officially quits his job as of Jan 1st and will work full time on the house. Toby is really excited about getting started!
The chickens aren’t laying yet! They are almost 25 weeks old, and I’ve told them that it will be into the fryer with them if they don’t start earning their keep. 🙂 Not really, but I’m really excited about fresh eggs.

I know that doesn’t sound like a lot of stuff, but I feel like the energizer bunny right now!!

Viriditas!

I’ve been learning a little about Hildegard von Bingen! Have you heard of her? What an amazing woman! She was a nun, artist, musician, herbalist, and visionary. She coined the word “Viriditas” (from the latin for green and truth). It basically means that there is presence of divine in everything green. She said that the presence of God was in the plants and that was why they healed. She also felt that we were all a part of a circle/cycle (not something looked highly upon by her church, who believe in the hierarchy of Trinity…Man…animal… earth (or something like that). She thought that the moist, juiciness of the plants showed their health and that if we are all moist and juicy, then we are filled with the presence of God. I’m not very religious, but I love the concept… whether you believe in God, Source, Spirit, whatever… we all hold the knowledge of the cycle of life and death (we just need to get back in touch with it). Cool, eh? I hear Hildegard use to sign all her correspondences with “May we all stay moist and juicy” hehe I bet that drove the church crazy!!

So, we may name our clinic “Viriditas…”

PS no eggs yet…

Happy (Almost) Thanksgiving!

I spoke too soon about Suki and her good chicken behavior. Friday, Ruby got out of the pen and Suki killed her. We didn’t see it happen. Toby came home to find Suki strutting around with Ruby in her mouth. So, Suki is back on her 30 foot lead, we have clipped the chickens wings (although Sweetie still got out this morning), and we are trying to figure out what else we need to do. We have tossed around the idea of giving Suki to a family with lots of room to run, and no farm animals. But, besides the fact that Suki is great protection, I feel like I will have failed her if I give her away, without really giving proper training a good effort. She’s just so stubborn and I am too lazy to follow through.

We had Toby’s dad, brother, and a friend out this Sunday to help cut up some cord wood for the house. I think we are about half way done. Unfortunately, it is too hard to bark the wood right now (it’s much easier to bark in the spring, when the sap is running more freely). So, we will leave the bark on and hope that it will come off more easily after the wood has dried.

We also got the structural engineers stamp for the house plans and we should hear back about final county approval early this week… hopefully.

Nikki and I are having a hard time finding the right space for our herb clinic and apothecary. So, until the right place presents itself, we are working on an official Business Plan, and getting information about funding our little venture. Anyone know of a grant for women business owners, funding a health venture, specifically geared towards women and children???

Borat

Toby and I finally got a little ‘date’ time yesterday. We decided to go see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.  We were told by numerous people that it was absolutely hysterical!  I have to say I didn’t care for it.  There was one wrestling scene that I thought was pretty funny, but otherwise, I was kind of offended.  I can understand why Kazakhstan is so enraged.  There were a few jokes here and there at the expense of Americans, but the movie really made kazakhstan look like a country of backward thinking, racist, idiots.  I have to say, I am ready for Americans to be nice to the rest of the world!

certified herb nerd

OK, so I was reading Culpepper’s Complete Herbal… for fun (I know, pretty nerdy 🙂 and I thought I would pass along some of his words of wisdom.  (Or at least those things that got me laughing out loud and confirmed to my husband that I am truly a complete herb geek!)

For those of you who haven’t heard of Culpepper, he was a 17th century physician, herbalist, and astrologer…

In his description about Angelica (Angelica archangelica), he says:
“In time of heathenism, when men had found out any excellent herb, they dedicated it to their god, as the baytree to Apollo, the oak to Jupiter, the vine to Bacchus, the poplar to Hercules.  These the papists following as the patriarchs, they dedicated to their saints; as our lady’s thistle to the Blessed Virgin, At. John’s wort to St. John, and another wort to St. Peter, etc… Our physicians must imitate like apes, though they cannot come off half so cleverly, for they blasphemously call tansies, or heart’s ease, an herb for the Trinity, because it is of three colours; and a certain ointment an ointment of the Apostles, because it consists of twelve ingredients.  Alas!  I am sorry for their folly, and grieved at their blasphemy.  God send them wisdom the rest f their age, for they have their share off ignorance already.  Oh!  Why must ours be blasphemous, because the heathens and papists were idolatrous?  certainly they have read so much in old rusty authors, that they have lost all their divinity, for unless it were amongst the ranters, I never read or heard of such blasphemy.  The heathens and papists were bad, and ours worse; the papists giving names to herbs for their virtue’s sake, not for their fair looks…”

What a funny little man!!I love that he rants about how the herbs are named in his book!

Here’s another one:
“it is called Carduus Benedictus, or Blessed Thistle, or Holy Thistle.  I suppose the name was put upon it by some that had little holiness in themselves”

And of Wild Clary (Salvia horminum) he says:
“Wild clary is most blasphemously called Christ’s eye, because it cures diseases of the eye.  I could wish from my soul that blasphemy, ignorance, and tyranny were ceased among physicians, that they might be happy and I joyful.”

I found this interesting!
Here’s what he says about the Government and Virtues of Burdock:
“Venus challengeth this herb for her own:  and by its leaf or seed you may draw the womb which way you please, either upward by applying it to the crown of the head in case it falls out; or downwards in fits of the mother, by applying it to the soles of the feet:  or if you would stay it in its place, apply it to the navel, and that is one good way to stay the child in it.”

Ok, that’s it for my 17th century herbal education…

Not counting my eggs yet…

Well, the chickens are now 20 weeks old and no eggs yet.  I think that with the cold weather and shorter days, they may not start really laying until the spring.  We’ll see.

Sweetie gets out of the pen on a daily basis.  Yesterday, I found her up in a dogwood tree, trying to entice the other chickens to fly on up!  She is such a rebel!  I am worried that she will get hurt, but Suki seems to ignore her.  In fact, Suki has been breaking into the pen but not for the chickens.  I found her in there the other day… chickens on one side and suki on the other, by the food!  It seems that Suki thinks she is a chicken and needs to eat scratch.  I certainly don’t mind throwing Suki a little scratch if it means she will leave the chickens alone 🙂

Roots Fest!

Here is the info on the Roots Fest for those of you near the Asheville area:
Saturday, October 14th from 11-6 in the French Broad Food Coop lot. There will be a kids booth, interactive booth, free classes, vendors, and lots of herbal information.

And here are my recipes:
Scrumptious Root Recipes
(Taste tested and approved by Kaia, age 3)

Granny’s Root Beer:
-Place 2 Cinnamon sticks, 1 Tablespoon Anise seeds, 3/4 oz Sarsaparilla root, and 1/4 oz Sassafras root into a pot.
-Cover with 3 cups of water.
-Bring to a boil, and reduce to a simmer.
-Simmer until the liquid is reduced by half (i.e. You have 1-1/2 cups left).
-Strain off the herbs and add 1 cup Honey to the liquid, mixing well.
-Store this syrup in an airtight jar and refrigerate.
-To use: Place 3 tablespoons of syrup in 8 oz of sparkling water, mix well and enjoy!

Old-Fashioned Ginger Ale:
-In a pot, add 2 cups fresh, chopped Ginger root to 3 cups of water.
-Bring to a boil, and reduce to a simmer.
-Simmer until the liquid is reduced by half (i.e. You have 1-1/2 cups left).
-Strain off the herbs and add 1 cup Honey to the liquid, mixing well.
-Store this syrup in an airtight jar and refrigerate.
-To use: Place 2-3 tablespoons of syrup in 8 oz of sparkling water, mix well and enjoy!

June, I like your recipe! I use to use my juicer too, but now that I have to crank the generator for electricity, I decided it might be easier to make a syrup 🙂

Homemade Marshmallows:

(From Lesley Tierra’s “A Kid’s Herb Book”)
-Preheat the oven to 275 degrees
-Separate 2 eggs, keeping the whites. Beat the whites until very foamy, and not quite stiff.
-Beat in 1/2-teaspoon vanilla.
-Slowly beat in 1/2-cup sugar, 1 teaspoon at a time.
-Beat in 2 tablespoons of Marshmallow root powder (Althea officinalis).
-Drop mixture using a teaspoonful at a time on the cookie sheet.
-Bake one hour.
-Remove from the sheet and let cool. Eat and Enjoy.
-To store, tightly cover and place in the refrigerator for several days.

Picture update

9/15 – Here are a few pictures of our latest accomplishments.
We are doing lots of design work on the main house and hope to pour the foundation next month. In the mean time, we are trying to finish up on the siding for the little house. It’s been taking forever ’cause it is usually just one person at a time working on it. But, if we can get a team of three, it goes really fast. So, I have put together a “work/party day” for Toby’s birthday. What he really wants the most is to have some of these projects done. So, tomorrow we are going to try to finish up some of the siding, winterize the house, and cut up more wood for the cord wood walls in the main house.

Kaia starts at a Montessori school (3 days a week) next week and we are all very excited. She has really been getting the shaft with all of our work and no play. So, we think school will be really good for her and give her some time to be a kid. We still hope to home school, but it’s just not feasible right now.

9/17 – OK, so we didn’t finish up the siding, but we did put in the stove chimney and enlarge the chicken run area (to ~1600 sqft!!!. So they are pretty much free range now. Hey, how do you get them to stop sleeping/pooping in their laying boxes?? I put up netting and they tore it down.) We also put up a porch yesterday!!!! Wahoo!! A bunch of people showed up to Toby’s “workin’ birthday”, so they decided to throw up a porch in an afternoon! It looks great and makes this place feel so much more like a ‘home’. We spent this morning relaxing on the porch and even hung up the hammock.



Kaia’s friend came over yesterday, so she was occupied the whole day while the working was going on. At one point, they both came out of the camper with huge smiles on their faces and not a stitch of clothes on! They collectively decided that it was nudey time. 🙂 The place was completely trashed, with toys everywhere. But, they had a blast and kept themselves very busy.

Here’s a little fairy house that Kaia decided to make. She wanted to see if she could entice them with yogurt covered raisins and chocolate peppermint.

And look who can write her name!!!

Here is an ity bity mushroom I found. I can’t identify it except that it is a polypore and looks like a porcini. I will have to bring it to my mushroom friend and see if it is edible.

“Dee Flowers”

OK, first of all, The Rebelles show was absolutely fantastic!!! I have already decided that I want to try out the next time they have auditions! My burlesque name will be “Dee Flowers” and I will be the hippie-hooping girl 🙂 It was so much fun! I went out the next morning and got my mom and dad tickets to the show this Friday! (I was almost hoping that they didn’t want to go so that Toby and I could go again!)

Anyway… it looks like the trashy trailer just below our land is about to be hauled off. There was a fairly nice, though slightly unstable guy who lived there and collected junk. Now, when I say collected junk, you may picture a few toys and cars in the yard… but, I’m talking a full acre of total crap in his yard: at least 50 tires, a 4 foot pile of vodka bottles, old roofing tin, broken “no-harm” animal traps… the list goes on. So, the land is owned by the mother of the guy who lives there. After a few fines by the county, she decided it was time to clean the place up and the only way to do that was to evict her son. So, hopefully the junk will go soon too!

The chickens are doing well, although we think our Delaware, Ruby, might be a boy. The comb on her head has gotten more pronounced recently and her chin is starting to get some color too it. We’ll see…. Their favorite foods to date: pineapple, mana bread, tomatos. Dislikes: Seaweed and comfrey (what’s wrong with them?)

Toby and I have a preliminary house design. It is a 16 sided cord wood house, ~40 feet in diameter. There will be a second story 8-sided structure above for the “master suite”, woo woo! Toby has also started taking down some poplar to cut up for the cord wood siding. The bark that comes off of the poplar is amazing! I am hoping to figure out how to make something out of it, like bark baskets or something. OH, we hope to have some pretty bottle designs in the house too. So, if you have any bottles with cool shapes or colors, please save them for us! (Red bottles are especially rare because they have to use gold to make the color, so save ’em!)

Woo Woo!

Tomorrow night, Toby and I get a night out!! Kaia is sleeping over at her grandmother’s house, and we get to play! So, I got us tickets to go see a burlesque show 🙂 The group is called The Rebelles. I found out that the woman who plays Frau Von Lippenstift is an aquaintence of mine… so I have to go and check it out! It can’t wait. It looks like it will be a lot of light-hearted fun, which we are desperately in need of! Toby and I are burnt out already! It’s not easy to live this pioneering lifestyle. It seems like anytime we go to do anything, it takes 20 more steps than we expect! Our goals this month are to design the main house and get it into the code process. I am so ready to just be settled and not always have a mess to clean up or a project to do. We have moved 4 times in the last 3 years… It’s hard always being in the process, you know what I mean? Ugh!

Anyway… The Rebelles!! Fun!

Buffy and Spike

Well, I have to say, things are a bit overwhelming right now. It’s hot, and every project that we start seems to never get finished. Toby and I are both burning out quickly and we are trying to think of ways to obtain our goals without losing our sanity. I definitely think we need help on the building/house projects front! We are even talking about offering land in exchange for building help. We’ll see. That’s another project that keeps dragging along. We can’t seem to make any headway on how to split this land up. I think we need to write out our projects and then set time aside for each one instead of trying to tackle them all at once.

We do have chickens now (ack! Another project). Luckily, they are really cute! We ended up with 2 Buff Orpingtons (“Buffy” and “Spike”), 2 Auracaunas (not yet named), 2 Black Australorps (not named), 1 Speckled Sussux (not named), and 1 Delaware (“Ruby”, Kaia named her after a little girl she just net). They are 5 weeks old today. Suki is way to excited about them and is now on lead whenever she is outside. I am working on training her to ignore them. I reward her with treats whenever she sits and just looks at them. But, if she lunges, or starts to get excited around them she gets nuthin!


We were choosing out the chickens.


As you can see, they have already figured out how to get out of the coop!

So I graduated Friday night and wouldn’t you know it… someone “spiked” the brownies!! OH MY GOD! I have never felt like that before and I don’t think I really want to experience that again! I was in the middle of talking with one of the other faculty at the school when I realized that I couldn’t remember what I had just said and I wasn’t sure where I was going with my current sentence. A good friend of mine, who had also eaten the brownies, couldn’t stop talking about how she needed demulcents for her dry mouth and how she saw little people starting back at her from the pictures on the wall!! It was a wild night!
Here is a poem I wrote for school:

Lessons of the Green

Two roads diverged from a wood of green
One lined with plant friends who are ever so keen
To teach me their lessons of love, faith and healing
That I found myself falling onto the ground kneeling
Before them, yearning for their lessons.

I look through the green to the second road bare
Violently lacking of joy, life and care
Lined with concrete, harsh hatred and war
I wonder of our chances to stop this before
It takes over my road of green blessings.

So I sit on my road and ponder the fate
Between the power of love and the power of hate
It seems that the way to keep hatred at bay
Is to love all round us, to show us the way
To remind us we all have our worth.

So merge these two roads of green and concrete we must
To show others around us in the plants we should trust
Only love, faith and healing can open the doors
To lead us back to the peace in our hearts, at our core.
Back to tribe and our great Mother Earth.

On the Herb clinic front, we (myself and two other clinical herbalists and “wise women”) have found a two-room space that we will share with a massage therapist. We get the space 4 days a week and it is in Downtown Asheville. It’s a great spot! We are calling ourselves “Return to Wholeness Herbal Clinic & Apothecary”

Bock Bock

Well, I think I am almost, almost done with the chicken coop! I’ve painted it, added laying boxes, put in a screened floor, screened in some of the windows, made a ramp, fenced in an area for the chicks, and cut myself numerous times! But, we are scheduled to go pick up the little ladies this sunday! I can’t wait! Monday they were 4 weeks old! Hopefully they will eat all the poison ivy first so that we can go and sit in the field with them without having to watch ourselves so much! Here is a link to the site our friends (who are currently raising the chicks) have.

On the herb front, I graduate this Thusday from my clinical program! Wahooooo!! My friend Nikki and I are thinking about getting an office in downtown Asheville to see clients in and make medicine a few days a week. I want it to be completely stress free, so we are only going to rent the place if everything feels good. The office is a two room place in a cool, renovated old building on a street in the middle of all the stores and restaurants. So, it would be a nice break from primative country life. (To bad it doesn’t have a shower:-) We would share it with a massage therapist who only uses the office a few days a week. It would also be a great place for me to study when I start up with Aviva’s course again. We’ll see…

Toby got back from NY this weekend. He was up at a cordwood conference and had a blast! We are hoping to have our house plans done and in the code process by the end of August. Building with cordwood takes a while because the wood has to dry for months before you can put it into the walls, but it is much cheaper than conventional methods, and it looks pretty cool. These pictures are from Toby’s adventure.


Here’s what a cordwood panel looks like. Toby and his dad worked on this section.


This is Toby’s dad.


Here is a finished house wall.


This is an inside corner with glass bottles in the wall


Here’s another outside shot.
Cool, eh?

I’ve been trying to use the solar shower up on the land, instead of going in to shower where Toby works. The shower gets hot enough, but I feel a litle, um, naked standing out there in the great wide open. Toby is going to build me a little enclosure to hang the solar shower in so I don’t feel so exposed. But, it was kind of nice sitting a few inches away from the Maple tree while I was trying to wash my hair 🙂

Our goals for August: Finish the house siding, design the house, and begin to tackle the “code” process.

Today’s recipe: Sumac “Lemonade”. Use fresh or dried ripe sumac berries (not poison sumac) and simmer them in water for ~20 minutes. Strain out the berries and add honey to taste. Pour over ice and enjoy! It’s that easy!!

Just a quick note

Hey there! Lots has been going on, as usual, but I haven’t had any length of time to sit infront of the computer and write about it….

I did go to a mead making class this past week and it was great!!! Right now I have a gallon of Lemon Balm, Peppermint, Yarrow, Sumac Mead brewing. I plan on hitting the Brew supply store tomorrow to get more supplies!! It is really fun. Any Mead makers out there???

Also, check this out! It’s my new logo and beginning of my new website for my consulation business. Cool eh??? I designed it after my tattoo